Phlegm is a girl’s best friend (a guest post from Mr Blog)
Mrs Blog is a serial offender when it comes to forgetting her glasses, she ends up peering at menus or having to ask somebody else to read them out loud. I’ve lost count of the number of times we have done a U-turn back home because she has forgotten her lippie, her phone or her earrings. So I came up with a suggestion: it’s a mnemonic to help her remember. It has to be slightly disgusting to be memorable! Here it is, one word, Phlegm, it stands for:
So when Mrs Blog is about to leave the house she should clear her throat and think "PHLEGM"